1 00:00:00,360 --> 00:00:04,560 This programme contains violence and very strong language 2 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,760 (MUSIC CONTINUES 3 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:57,960 Did someone order the spicy tuna? 4 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,439 Mercedes, how many times I gotta tell you? 5 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:03,719 Hush. You'll scare the trout. 6 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,159 As long as you're not telling anybody that we're hanging out, Randy. 7 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,079 What choice do I have? 8 00:01:09,080 --> 00:01:11,439 When it comes to Purgatory friendships, it's - 9 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,320 Slim pickings at the fishing hut. 10 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:20,279 A jiggler? What is this, trawling for noobs? 11 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,079 Shortbread martini? 12 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:35,199 - Oh! - D'you add my nutmeg twist? 13 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,840 Please! 14 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:44,119 OK, they're bitin'. 15 00:01:48,080 --> 00:01:50,679 Oh, they're really biting! 16 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:05,079 What did you do, bait the lines with crack? 17 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,040 Sheesh, boys, buy me dinner first. 18 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:15,319 Do you think we can make it - to the cars? - We gotta hoof it. 19 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:17,719 Good thing I always dress for cardio. 20 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:45,520 Nedley? 21 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:57,480 Sheriff Nedley? 22 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:02,559 Randy? Maybe a little. 23 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,879 Hell was cold and dark and... 24 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,839 I've been on my own for years. 25 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,959 Look, Loch Mess. 26 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,400 I don't know what you are - 27 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,759 Not here for you. 28 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,719 But just to be sure, this is the Ghost River Triangle 29 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:38,119 where bad things happen to good people? 30 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:41,039 Hey. Bad Thing. Get away from her. 31 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:43,439 Sure, Grandpa. 32 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:48,159 Though isn't she a little bit young for you? 33 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,839 Not that young! 34 00:03:49,840 --> 00:03:52,919 Way to kick a girl when she's down. 35 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:57,000 She's the second-best angler I know. 36 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,759 And she's my friend. 37 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:06,279 Look, I'm not picky. 38 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:10,359 I only need one of you to bring me the heir. 39 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:13,599 The Earp heir? 40 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,520 Wynonna. 41 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,720 Hey, snow snatch! 42 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,519 Not him. You want Earp? 43 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:29,479 I've been her ride-or-die since high school. 44 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:33,639 But guess what? Wynonna doesn't live here anymore. 45 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:37,480 Oh, I know. But she'll be back. 46 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,880 Once I bait the hook. 47 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:46,520 Eenie, meenie, miney... 48 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,480 ...ho. 49 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:57,600 Not the face. It's been through so much. 50 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:06,960 And I wish I could see the look on yours when Wynonna Earp kicks your icy ass! 51 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:52,199 ♪ Tell that devil to take you back, take you back, take you back 52 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:57,879 ♪ My heart went from red to black, red to black, red to black 53 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:02,879 ♪ Came up from that lake of fire, lake of fire, lake of fire 54 00:06:02,880 --> 00:06:07,599 ♪ Only had that one desire, one desire, one desire 55 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,400 ♪ Got a mouth full of gasoline 56 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:16,079 ♪ Don't you bring your mind in me... 57 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:21,519 Gentlemen, which one of you's gonna flush my back door? 58 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:24,279 Oww! I didn't even get to cheat yet! 59 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:25,759 ♪ Tell that devil... 60 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:30,319 You hit like a girl. Hard and with perfect form. 61 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:34,119 What kind of idiot thinks she can scam Paco Daisy in his own casino? 62 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,239 The kind that doesn't carry an ID. 63 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:39,919 Though you are one chips and guac away from a free chalupa. 64 00:06:39,920 --> 00:06:44,919 Asshole! That's na-chos to take! 65 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:48,039 Hey. What's with the Wyatt Earp swag? 66 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,759 Right! The famous lawman. 67 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,599 Old West shoot-out in the OK Corral 68 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:57,399 right here in Tombstone? Guys, he's a big deal round these parts! 69 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,919 White folks do love their violent heroes. 70 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,559 When they're feeling patriotic, they spend more at the buffet. 71 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,360 Wyatt Earp? 72 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:07,959 Just another apocryphal coloniser 73 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:10,319 who got a revisionist history, thanks to his big gun. 74 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:15,879 I apologise, Chayton. I assumed you were just the muscle. 75 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:19,399 Got my PhD at Brown. 19th-century Americana. 76 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:23,799 Your big words are being wasted here. 77 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,240 You wanna jet? Chayton! 78 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,240 Sorry, boss. 79 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:35,640 Urgh! OK. I'll admit that one hurt. That one smart. 80 00:07:37,440 --> 00:07:39,679 I can't take a beating like when I was 27. 81 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:43,079 Might as well give it up, girlie. Your partner already spilled. 82 00:07:43,080 --> 00:07:44,720 Partner? 83 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,680 Doc! What have they done to you? 84 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,719 Turned me into a video game. 85 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:57,560 When this is over, I promise you mouth-to-south resuscitation. 86 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:00,680 Oh, you really don't want this to be over. 87 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,639 What was your angle here, hm? Grease my dealer? 88 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:10,399 Have Moustache Boy count cards? 89 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:13,079 I'm awfully flattered to be addressed as "Boy", 90 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,319 considering my advanced age. 91 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,360 Get this. Blue Eyes thinks he's Doc Holliday. 92 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:21,519 Wyatt Earp's "buddy"? 93 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:25,519 You know, I don't love your tone. 94 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,359 Oh. 95 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:31,879 Doc Holliday. The greatest gunslinger who ever lived? 96 00:08:31,880 --> 00:08:34,879 Top 20 for sure. I beg your pardon? 97 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,919 We would have got away with robbing you fools blind 98 00:08:37,920 --> 00:08:39,879 if Wynonna could learn to bluff. 99 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,560 Well, at least I brought a weapon! 100 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:51,679 Hey. 101 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:52,760 Ah-ah-ah! 102 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,279 It was in her Spanx! Go start digging a hole. 103 00:08:57,280 --> 00:09:01,879 OK. Don't cheese your beans. Peacemaker only kills demons. 104 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:07,399 Lights up when you point it at one. Well, lights up for ME. 105 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,440 And me! 106 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,080 You cheatin' hussy! 107 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,959 I think I found the boss's tell! Paco... is a demon. 108 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:27,520 We're never gonna get that chalupa. 109 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,679 Stop by the cafe, Sheriff. We just put a fresh pot on for you! 110 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:37,439 What, both of you? Just when I needed it. Thank you, Chrissy! 111 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:41,239 Hi, Natalie! Go Blue Devils! 112 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:43,399 Hey, Nicole! Looking good! Hey, Kyle! Back at you! 113 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:44,479 How's your brother? 114 00:09:44,480 --> 00:09:46,359 I got those tulips you ordered. Oh, Freddie! 115 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:50,360 Thank you so much! I will be by the shop later, OK? 116 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:55,320 Well, well, well. 117 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:02,119 Ma'am, you, uh, you can't park here. 118 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:06,199 I'm waiting for my wife. She's like a big deal in this town. 119 00:10:06,200 --> 00:10:08,519 You trying to nepo-baby your way out of a $30 ticket? 120 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:13,600 I'm also hoping to get frisked. Oh, really? 121 00:10:19,680 --> 00:10:24,679 Mrs Waverly Earp. Mrs Nicole Haught. 122 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,959 Ahem. Public disgays of affection? 123 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,199 Kind of unprofessional. Hi, Bunny. 124 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:35,680 So, girls. Randy Nedley didn't show up for samba karate this morning. 125 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,119 Anyhoo, I gotta fly. I gotta go ice my dojo. 126 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:45,519 That Sensei Rick is very thorough... Bye-bye. 127 00:10:47,520 --> 00:10:51,320 - Wow. - I kinda miss when she was too homophobic to overshare. 128 00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:57,639 - So what are you thinking? - That my mentor, the Sheriff Emeritus, 129 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,639 Mr Randy Nedley, often has one too many Beer Tap Blues 130 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:02,759 while out on his highly illegal fishing hut, 131 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,719 which I have to pretend I don't know anything about. 132 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:10,719 Still, do you fancy a drive to the edge of the Ghost River Triangle? 133 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,159 Mm. I thought you'd never ask. 134 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:16,199 Oh, also... 135 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,399 ...I picked up the mail. 136 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:22,919 Ooh! Yay, a new postcard from Wynonna! Oh, my god. 137 00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:26,919 It's so funny to think about your sister acting all touristy 138 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:29,080 at the place where your ancestor made his mark. 139 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:31,959 Sounds like she's in a good place. 140 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:35,759 What now, Earp? Same as always. 141 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,199 Just have fun out there! 142 00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:39,199 Earp? That's right, Pork Chop. 143 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,639 Wynonna Earp - crazy chick with the demon-killing gun. 144 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,639 Doc! 145 00:12:02,520 --> 00:12:05,839 This was our play - get caught so you'd bring us to the one room 146 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,359 we couldn't breach... Your vault. 147 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:13,679 - You Earp slut! - Ha. There's that high tone 'tude they love in Hell. 148 00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:16,239 Which is where I'm about to send YOU. 149 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:31,119 Er, may I? I'd rather... you didn't. 150 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:38,160 Hi. 151 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:42,560 Hello. 152 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:45,599 You like that? 153 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:49,160 It is always a treat watching you do what you do best. 154 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,880 There's one more thing I'm pretty good at. 155 00:12:55,560 --> 00:12:59,959 Need I remind you that we are here to crack a safe? 156 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:03,000 You need pants for that? I do not. 157 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:08,239 ♪ Faster, take it over 158 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,399 ♪ Getting bigger, coming closer 159 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,240 ♪ It's the sound of a banging drum 160 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:21,160 ♪ Taking you by surprise, it's gonna be wild 161 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,519 ♪ It's gonna be big time 162 00:13:25,520 --> 00:13:28,440 ♪ It's gonna be... ♪ 163 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,080 Nedley? 164 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,160 Mercedes'? 165 00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,800 Sheriff Randy Nedley! 166 00:13:57,560 --> 00:14:02,839 Two whole years, running cons out a back of a suitcase. 167 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:07,599 Mm-hm, but every dollar we steal... Borrow. 168 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:10,799 ...brings us one step closer to getting our own farm. 169 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,159 A place to settle down. 170 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,880 To bring Alice home from Aunt Gus's place in Montana. 171 00:14:18,480 --> 00:14:20,959 Alright, enough math. Let's hit the blackjack tables. 172 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:25,079 That also requires math. 173 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,119 Make this wad into a bigger wad. 174 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:30,239 The way YOU play, darlin', which is good and roostered, 175 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:35,919 our wads only get smaller. You love me roostered. 176 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,040 I love you full stop. 177 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,879 Then why are you being such a wad? 178 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:45,119 We spent some of this on things you wanted. 179 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,360 I don't remember wanting to lose ten grand at the tables last month. 180 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,519 I'm sorry. 181 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,640 I'm tired. And boring. 182 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,919 Oh, come on, Doc. I didn't... You're not... 183 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,680 I didn't mean... 184 00:15:06,760 --> 00:15:09,720 You're not... You're not, obviously. 185 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,560 I believe I shall take some air. 186 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:18,520 Why don't you come stay and take the Earp heir? Again. 187 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,960 I just need to clear my head. 188 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,360 Will it be hours or days this time? 189 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,719 Don't wait up. 190 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:35,160 I never do. 191 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,679 Nedley? 192 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,800 Nedley! 193 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,399 I was too slow, Mercedes. 194 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:20,799 Hey. Hey. You're hurt but you're alive, OK? 195 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,319 Stay still. Waited... Waited for you. 196 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:28,879 I knew you'd come. OK. Sssh. 197 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,959 '911. What's your emergency?' 198 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:35,559 We need paramedics on Route 72. We're over the Ghost River Triangle. 199 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,519 'We're on our way.' Hey, I found Nedley! 200 00:16:38,520 --> 00:16:40,800 He was attacked by a bear! 201 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,840 It wasn't a bear. 202 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:58,319 Baby girl. Did you get my postcard? 203 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:01,279 What do you mean, dead? 204 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,840 What do you mean, Earp? 205 00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,800 OK. Come on, cowboy, pick up. 206 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,800 I'll do it the old-fashioned way. 207 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,720 Here I come. 208 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:52,559 ♪ I've got a fever running at a hundred degrees 209 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:58,519 ♪ I am a real king, gather round and follow my lead 210 00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:04,680 ♪ I'm like a dust storm going down in history... 211 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,960 ♪ Just wait and see Now come and mess with me 212 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,080 ♪ You just wait, wait and see 213 00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:23,160 ♪ Now come and mess with me ♪ 214 00:18:46,440 --> 00:18:47,839 Metal ear muff'd hello? 215 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:50,039 I-I was just hoping for a hug. 216 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:53,080 You bring donuts? I didn't even bring a bra. 217 00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:58,799 Baby girl. Baby girl's woman. 218 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:02,479 We weren't expecting you so soon. I drove the Pacomobile all night. 219 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:06,880 - Welcome home, Wynonna! - Oh, I still use these ribs on the regular! 220 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:12,480 My hero. The champion. "Fucking Wynonna" is fine. 221 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,199 Whoaaa! 222 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:22,519 So... You moved the kitchen! 223 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:25,999 It's smart! Turned my bedroom into a craft room? 224 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,319 Dumb! But since you're renovating, I'd also redo the stairs. 225 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,479 Yeah! Shut your mouth! 226 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,880 When did Karen from Planet Hobby Lobby move in? 227 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,559 Is that a homophobic typo? Oh, that's why we got it free. 228 00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:42,359 Reclaimed phrase, reclaimed wood. 229 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,760 Speaking of reclaimed wood, where's Doc? 230 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,760 Where's all my stuff? 231 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:53,479 Do you mean your weed? 232 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,399 No. 233 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,119 We donated it to the orphanage. 234 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,439 Those kids are gonna get fucked up. 235 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,039 Look at all this stuff. 236 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:04,759 More BBD gak, enough googly eyes to choke an unlicensed daycare, 237 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,400 an honest-to-fucking loom! 238 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,039 Jesus, Haught, you should be keeping my sister busier. 239 00:20:10,040 --> 00:20:12,679 Oh, we maintain a robust schedule. 240 00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,719 Yeah, I see that on your chore wheel. 241 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:17,039 Hey, it's your turn to clean the baseboards, 242 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,240 whatever that means in gay. Huh... 243 00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:22,960 Let me guess. Box of condoms. Uh-uh-uh. 244 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:28,880 That is the Elchur-Minifical Box of Containment! 245 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:35,159 I can barely contain how jazzed I am that my box 246 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:37,000 has to sleep in the barn... 247 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,400 ...after Mercedes' wake. 248 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,359 How bad was it? 249 00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:48,799 Uh, let's just say there's not gonna be an open casket. 250 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:51,919 So, demons. We don't know that. 251 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,799 Nicole, what was left of Mercedes' bits was used 252 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:57,079 to spell out our last name. 253 00:20:57,080 --> 00:21:00,439 So unless some enterprising coyote has taught themselves how to read, 254 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,439 then we need the Earp heir home. 255 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,240 Even if it's a trap? Especially if it's a trap. 256 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,959 You both have five minutes to get funeral fabulous. 257 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,759 Meet you by the demon limo. 258 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,640 The thing that did this is fucked. 259 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,680 What? 260 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,159 I wish you would've talked to me before you called her. 261 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,520 I don't need my wife's permission to call my sister. 262 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:32,039 No... What are you gonna wear? 263 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:36,000 I brought you two coffees. With extra coffee. 264 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,360 Truce? 265 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,399 Wynonna? 266 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,919 Oh, I will be. 267 00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:00,480 And you misspelled "trouble". 268 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:13,639 - Hey, this is mid! - Almost forgot about the Purgatory side-eye. 269 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,039 And Mercedes Gardiner was more midriff than mid. 270 00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,879 She would want this to be a real panty-dropper. 271 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,679 Mwah! 272 00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:24,799 Ooh, hi, baby! - Hi! - Let's get a drink. 273 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,999 You mean another drink? Hey! 274 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:31,199 We spent hours trying to figure out what did this. 275 00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:34,479 And what flavour Pop Tarts goes best with a gin. 276 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:38,200 It's frosted strawberry. 277 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,919 You know what? We had a lot of catching-up to do, 278 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,719 so we caught up with the catching. 279 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:47,919 Ah, yeah. You do you. 280 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,600 Be right back. Baby! 281 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:57,199 Is it just me, or did your wife get more uptight? 282 00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:01,679 The town is finally thriving. She just doesn't want things to like... 283 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,839 Because everyone here hates me? 284 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,519 Not the people that matter. 285 00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,879 I did a helluva lot for these numpties. 286 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:13,439 I kept you safe from de - Deez nuts! Father Bertucci! 287 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:17,440 My sweet child. Wynonna. 288 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,239 You piss in one font... You did the best you could. 289 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,599 Whatever. 290 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,600 I'm here for her. She died with her boots on. 291 00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:31,119 Those things are hideous. Even the bear wouldn't touch them. 292 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:34,559 Throttle down, Jasmine. The body's not even cold. 293 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,199 The body's in several pieces. 294 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:40,639 Yeah, you know what that tells me? She fought like fuck. 295 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:44,159 Mercedes went down swinging. What a crazy, awesome bitch. 296 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:47,239 Mercedes thought she was such hot shit since high school! 297 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,519 Yeah, takes shit to know shit. Are you saying you're shit? 298 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,079 Don't twist her words! 299 00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,079 I wasn't there for much of high school. 300 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,519 I left to major in Jello shots and juvie. 301 00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,199 Got exiled to the Hanly Home for Girls first. 302 00:23:59,200 --> 00:24:01,119 We got up to some wild there, eh, Wynonna? 303 00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:04,999 I minored in childhood trauma, Sheree. It's all a bit hazy. 304 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,200 The three of us and Penny Kessley. 305 00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,359 We were kinda mean to you. It was a long time ago. 306 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:16,199 Where is Penny? Ah, probably couldn't get a sitter. 307 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,519 Her kid's dad is being such a tool. 308 00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:21,399 Wynonna's got a great system for dealing with bad dads. 309 00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:23,919 Claim it was demons and shoot them in the back. 310 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,159 Oh... After you. 311 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,960 Now someone's 'bout to get punched in the front.'Sup? 312 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:35,319 - So, Wynonna's home. - Oh, yeah. She always knew how to make an entrance. 313 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,719 Oh, you sound jealous. 314 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:41,959 Well, come on, she's wild, I'm mild. It works. 315 00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:45,720 Yeah. Friendships are like that. 316 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:51,160 Mercedes could barely keep up with this rizz. 317 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:53,399 I-I got your text. 318 00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:57,759 Though I don't really understand what pineapple-pineapple-robot emoji means. 319 00:24:57,760 --> 00:25:03,080 Well, it means I got a broken wing, and I don't text good. 320 00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:08,520 I'm just glad you're OK. I don't feel OK. 321 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:12,199 I don't remember much, including what the perp looked like, 322 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:14,799 so don't bother asking me. Are you kidding? 323 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:16,639 It's a miracle you're even upright! 324 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,999 They gave you enough drugs to knock out Iowa. 325 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,919 Mm-hm. Opiates don't work on me anymore. 326 00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,200 I've passed 17 kidney stones in four years. 327 00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:30,720 It's chilly out. It's a cold front rolling in. 328 00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:34,759 There's rum punch, and they got the game on. 329 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:39,159 Can't quite bring myself to go in there. 330 00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:43,640 Hey. None of this is your fault. 331 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:48,399 20 years ago, I would've got to the truck faster. 332 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,159 I would've had that shotgun in the hut with me! 333 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:54,399 Younger me might have saved her. 334 00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,239 Yeah, well, a younger you wouldn't have been friends with the likes of Mercedes. 335 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,240 That counts. 336 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:08,080 Nicole, Purgatory hasn't lost anyone for a long time in this way. 337 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,679 I got it covered. Alright? 338 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:16,079 I've been telling everyone it was an animal attack. 339 00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:19,719 Ah, careful. Careful, Sheriff Haught. 340 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:24,479 I lied to everybody for 30 years about what goes on around here. 341 00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:26,600 To keep them safe. 342 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,720 I was scared! 343 00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:33,759 Don't be like me. 344 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,719 Don't confuse protecting people with deciding for 'em. 345 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,959 This is just a... It's a blip. 346 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,239 Whatever happens next, I can handle it. 347 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,839 Numpty! 348 00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,479 You better start with the sinner sisters. 349 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,080 Get her, sis! 350 00:26:56,880 --> 00:26:58,319 Wasn't me! 351 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,399 Keep my sister's name out of your viper mouth! 352 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:02,799 She went from Pop Tarts to poppin' tarts. 353 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,759 OK, that is enough! 354 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:09,479 I can take the littlest lesbian! She's bisexual, you muppet! 355 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:11,199 I actually identify as pansexual now. 356 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:14,599 Aw, baby girl, your journey! God, you stupid Earps! 357 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:18,199 You both are going home right now! I'm calling you a cab! 358 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,319 - Shotgun! - Hey, no way! I get car sick in the back! 359 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:23,599 Oh, but don't worry, I'm gonna be up all night 360 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:28,479 filing a report on why there was a battle royale at a wake. 361 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:33,119 Just as Mercedes would have wanted. Duhh! 362 00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:36,559 Your mum's mad, dude. No way, she loves paperwork. 363 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,839 And I love her! 364 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,599 Maaargh! OK. Get out! 365 00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:50,200 Don't worry, everybody. It's all uphill from here. Whoa! 366 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:07,119 Oh, I'm... 367 00:28:07,120 --> 00:28:12,320 Working after hours, all by your lonesome. 368 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,919 That's Nedley's lucky bandana. 369 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:18,040 He certainly was luckier than, uh... 370 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:21,680 Mercedes. 371 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,319 Hands up! Now! Or what? 372 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:28,079 Or I blow them off your wrists. 373 00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:39,159 I'm Sheriff of Purgatory. 374 00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,959 Well, you're a lot more than that, Nicole Haught. 375 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:45,479 You're Wynonna Earp's best friend. 376 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,919 What do you want with Wynonna? 377 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:07,399 Revenge, payback, the whole... Moby Dick. 378 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:11,679 Well, you seem like a dick. OK, OK, we can trade quips later. 379 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,599 Right now, I need the first of three precious things from you. 380 00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,240 Number one, your wedding ring. 381 00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,000 Over my dead body. 382 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,200 Get out... of my head. 383 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:48,399 Aww! 384 00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:55,400 What do you want? Doesn't anyone listen around here? 385 00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:02,239 Your... ring. 386 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,879 And... revenge. 387 00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,039 Revenge is overrated. I should know. 388 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:23,240 Doc. 389 00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,360 And that's my cue. 390 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,359 Next stop, Wynonna's teen trauma. 391 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:34,800 Hugs and kisses to Dawson's Freak! 392 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,199 That was confusin'. 393 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,400 And painful. 394 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,919 I saw the light on, and I knew the best lawman that Purgatory's ever known 395 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,119 was burning the midnight candle. 396 00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,519 Or fighting a particularly comely demon. 397 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,079 No, it was either her or the Earp Sisters. 398 00:30:58,080 --> 00:31:01,919 They're also on my shit list. So, business as usual. 399 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:04,920 This one feels personal. 400 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:14,079 I haven't been that drunk in ages. 401 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:18,400 It was long overdue. Like a lot of things. 402 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:23,399 But these blankets smell like horse. When's the last me you washed 'em? 403 00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:27,079 I'm pretty sure that's your old leather jacket. More whisky? 404 00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,079 No, I'm good. 405 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,960 But you're better bad. Mm, bad influence. 406 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,279 Nicole'll be fine. 407 00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:39,519 Oh, kinda thought she'd be more jazzed to see me. 408 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:43,479 Wynonna Earp, feelin' guilty and turning down hooch? 409 00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,320 Doc's got you tamed. 410 00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:50,519 If anything, Doc thinks I'm a lot. 411 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,600 There's no way. I don't know. 412 00:31:54,640 --> 00:31:56,600 He keeps disappearing for hours at a time. 413 00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,239 I mean, we're still the best. We're still the best 414 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,079 when we're fighting or fucking. 415 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,439 Roger that. 416 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,239 But when we have to stop running and talk... 417 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,880 It's just never been our strong suit. 418 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:17,919 We're saving up to buy a place. Alice is five... now. 419 00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:20,319 A little kid could use a mum. 420 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:25,400 But she has one - Aunt Gus. You deserve to be happy, Wynonna. 421 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:30,039 I AM happy, knowing my daughter is safe. 422 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,879 I can't even keep my baby sister from getting jumped by some group-home skanks. 423 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,559 How would Doc and I protect a kid? 424 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,360 With your whole heart. 425 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,800 You have to tell your person how you feel. 426 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:48,040 You first. What? What is that supposed to mean? 427 00:32:50,480 --> 00:32:54,279 You've been working police dispatch... Yes. 428 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:58,639 And Chrissy's coffee bar, volunteering at the old folks home. 429 00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,039 With the occasional shift at the cat cafe. 430 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:03,079 Though tending pussies is more of a hobby. 431 00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,039 Don't change the subject with a hilarious joke. That's my move. 432 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:10,239 You've also developed a crippling craft addiction 433 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,999 that has robbed me of a bedroom. 434 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:14,439 Now who's running in place? 435 00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,239 What else am I supposed to do around here? 436 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,199 Literally anything you want. 437 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:21,399 Jeremy has been calling. 438 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,999 He wants me to join him overseas, 439 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,199 restructure the Black Badge Division. 440 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,799 That's your future right there, baby girl. 441 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,119 I... I can't leave Nicole. 442 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:35,279 Leaving doesn't mean forever. I'm pudding proof of that, baby. 443 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,879 Nicole's no stranger to ambition, and she's not selfish. 444 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,559 Gingerdread can take care of herself. 445 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:48,560 Little help? 446 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:51,719 She took your ring? Your wedding ring? 447 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:53,279 Baby, it's just a broken finger. 448 00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:56,199 She broke your finger? I love that finger! 449 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,359 You're gonna have to get creative with your sex lives. 450 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,599 Park their melting moments for a spell. 451 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,959 Switch to toes for a few weeks. 452 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,679 It's not the primary digit for that. 453 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,319 "Digit" get a look at this asshole? 454 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,479 Big blond mane. Fit. Tentacle powers. 455 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,119 She is hard to miss. But you did miss? 456 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,399 No, I aimed true. My bullets did nothin'. 457 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:17,519 So, a demon. 458 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,999 A demon who would've killed me if Doc hadn't have shown up. 459 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:22,199 It is the ideal finger to lose, if you had to choose. 460 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:23,959 I did not get to choose. 461 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:26,999 Well, it sounds like Octobussy will be easy to find. 462 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,919 Most people think the pinkie finger is superfluous, 463 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:34,120 but you need it, yeah, for balance. 464 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:42,840 It sounds wrong to say this exactly right now, but I've missed this. 465 00:34:43,640 --> 00:34:45,359 The batshittery of our lives. 466 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,279 The batshittery of you girls. 467 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:53,559 Well, it feels less like a reunion and more like a reboot. 468 00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,439 Well, I'd like to reboot this demon in her cooch. 469 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,879 She's gathering items. My ring was just the first. 470 00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:00,759 She said she needs three precious things. 471 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,519 Wynonna, she calls you Dawson's Freak. 472 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,920 What did you say? 473 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,839 And I did manage to sweep this off her wrist. 474 00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:12,439 It's a friendship bracelet with Waverly's name on it. 475 00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:15,639 My name, but not my bracelet. 476 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,439 When I was six years old, I made it. For me. 477 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,840 - Hey, Wynonna. - I got it. Not you, Henry. We're talkin'. 478 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,679 Aw, Jerusalem's crickets. 479 00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:36,039 20 years ago, the day I lost this bracelet, I was 15 years old, 480 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:40,119 living in a shitty group home, Hanly's Wayward Girls, 481 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,879 and I was so determined to show them. 482 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,679 Them who? 483 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,960 The other Dawson's Freaks. That's what we all called ourselves. 484 00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,239 Holy shit. 485 00:35:53,240 --> 00:35:56,839 Seriously, Wynonna. This place is even creepier than I imagined. 486 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,239 No wonder you're so fucking weird. 487 00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:03,199 Stop pooping in your low-rise jeans. If you're that scared, we can jet. 488 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,919 I'm bored and I'm cold. 489 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:07,799 I thought we'd at least do it INSIDE the murder house. 490 00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:10,159 It's not a murder house. It's a murder home. 491 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:14,679 - Cute. - Wyatt Earp took this lasso from the Old West Sheriff 492 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,279 who put a curse on him - the demon Clootie. 493 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:21,679 My clootie is itchy. 494 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:22,999 And ammolite is the Hell mineral. 495 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,159 Bedrock surrounding the homestead is loaded with it. 496 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:28,999 This is a load, alright. Look, Penny, Jasmine, Sheree. 497 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:32,159 You all wanted me to prove it. 498 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,719 That this land, my family, the curse, that it's all real. 499 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,959 Alright, keep your tampon in. 500 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,919 It has to be now. Today's the only day we can do it. 501 00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,119 Thursday? Time of the Hunger Moon. 502 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,319 That's so not a thing. 503 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:48,359 The Blackfoot call it Ka toyi. 504 00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,119 When the veil between Earth and the underworld is at its thinnest. 505 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,399 When all your energy turns to survival. 506 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,400 Sure, Wynonna. 507 00:36:57,960 --> 00:36:59,879 So is this really where you shot your dad? 508 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,879 I was aiming for the ghouls who grabbed him! 509 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:09,439 - Yeah. - You actually believe demons did it, don't you? 510 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,240 They've been coming for me and my own my whole life! 511 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,439 Revenis ad se ostendendum invocamus. 512 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:21,440 In nomine Clootie. In nomine Earp! 513 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,399 It's the cops! We gotta bail! 514 00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,559 Wait, my bracelet! My baby sister made me that! 515 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,039 Who cares? We're busted. 516 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:41,559 'OK, come outta there with your hands up! 517 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:43,760 You're all under arrest for trespassing!' 518 00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,719 And that was it for me from thereon out. 519 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:49,840 It was all mental institutions and juvies till I turned 18. 520 00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,359 Now it turns out that wasn't my only fuck-up. 521 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,319 We must have conjured up a demon after all. 522 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,759 OK, so what's it doing here 20 years later? 523 00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,240 The Hunger Moon is in two days. 524 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,959 We've got everything the demon wants here. 525 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,679 On the homestead? Of course not. 526 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,679 Demons can't get past the ammolite bedrock. 527 00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,199 Yeah, well, guess what? This bitch doesn't play by the rules. 528 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:12,199 She wants some second magical item. Babybrainygirl can figure out what it is. 529 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:13,999 Gotta be somewhere in Purgatory. No, no, no. 530 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,959 You're not gonna use my town as bait. Or my wife. 531 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,599 Why? Cos you're the only one who gets to keep Waverly on the hook? 532 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,599 What's that supposed to mean? 533 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:25,759 Despite the circumstances, I am simply delighted to see you. 534 00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,000 And your new hairdo is so fetching. 535 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:33,039 That is for whoring and gambling and leaving Wynonna alone at night. 536 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:36,439 Most evenings I simply walk. I do some birdwatching. 537 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,879 But you must see the fresh fire in Wynonna's eyes, 538 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,280 in the face of all this. 539 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:46,319 Two years ago, she ran away with me, expecting a circus. 540 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,280 So I must feign to let the tiger out now and then. 541 00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:56,000 The woman I love, she's addicted to calamity. 542 00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:00,039 She does get easily bored. 543 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:03,039 Yeah, well, the last thing that I want is Wynonna Earp 544 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:05,359 to get bored of ME. 545 00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:09,919 But you've changed. Change is natural. 546 00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:12,000 So why should it feel like a betrayal? 547 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,919 Is that Megan Thee Stallion? 548 00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:17,959 She so could. 549 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:20,880 You know, the first me I pressed play, I was expecting something different. 550 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,600 Well, anxiety aside, it must be tiring. 551 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:30,439 I will never tire of loving the wildest stallion of them all. 552 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,479 Mustang. Stallions are boys. 553 00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,759 Waverly Earp, are you attempting to school ME on the ponies? 554 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:42,159 I mean, even though he's been dead to the world for centuries, 555 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:47,159 you still have to play Doc Holliday, instead of just being Henry. 556 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,479 You could try not being a dick. 557 00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,999 But I wouldn't bet on it. 558 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:58,199 You can't protect this place or Waverly by making them smaller. 559 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,039 And you can't just show up here and destroy everything we've built 560 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,279 cos you seanced a little too hard when you were 15. 561 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,359 If you really wanted to secure Purgatory, 562 00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,039 you'd tell them we're under demon attack. 563 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,079 I'm not gonna tell people to stop living their lives 564 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,679 just cos I can't keep some fentanyl creeping in. 565 00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,159 Am I the fentanyl in this scenario? 566 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,840 At least fentanyl takes away your pain. 567 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,959 Wynonna, I would literally kill for you, but the chaos that you bring... 568 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,759 Waverly could use a little chaos if it means a chance to spread her wings! 569 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,959 She needs more than hot sex and crochet! 570 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:31,399 Lately, she can hardly hold back her "more", 571 00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,279 especially when she is stressed out! 572 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:35,239 And nothing stresses her out more than her - 573 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:38,840 Wasted potential? ...big sister! 574 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:45,600 You should have a little more faith in me and your wife. 575 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,959 God forbid Wynonna Earp doesn't get what she wants! 576 00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:54,039 Yeah, I'd like for you to pull that judgment stick out of your a... 577 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:58,199 Ladies. We have company. Not this guac of shit. 578 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,599 Oh! Did you bring me my points card? I ate your chalupa. 579 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:04,639 May I introduce... Agent Lafferty. 580 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:05,839 Agent? 581 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:07,479 I was undercover at the Daisy casino, 582 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,560 trying to bag the big boss, when you and Wynonna... 583 00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,119 Though I'm not sure how you got the drop on Paco, given he was a - 584 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:17,760 Asshole? A demon. 585 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,719 I mean, that seems pretty far-fetched. 586 00:41:20,720 --> 00:41:23,560 You know what? You can drop the act. I'm one of you. 587 00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:28,680 Black Badge. 588 00:41:29,440 --> 00:41:32,800 It's a cross-border task force that investigates the paranormal. 589 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:34,799 Yeah. 590 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:38,719 Chief Chetri recruited me after he heard I encountered your work in Tombstone. 591 00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:40,039 Wants me to keep an eye on you. 592 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,519 Jeremy told you to follow us to Purgatory? 593 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,199 Oh, I figured out where you went when I cased your hotel. 594 00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:49,079 Found your little note to Doc. That was private! 595 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,040 You mis-spelled "trouble". And that's judgy. 596 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,839 - I'd like answers. - Well, I'd like to be back in the middle of a threesome in Chicago. 597 00:42:01,840 --> 00:42:06,639 I'll repeat to you now what I said to Doc then. Sheath your piece! 598 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:08,039 It's not a shooting contest! 599 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,079 Come on! We just fixed the beams! 600 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,040 This is serious! You're acting like children! 601 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:19,239 I'm tired of busting cut-rate mobsters on misdemeanours. 602 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:21,879 And I'm tired of pretending I didn't see something 603 00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,879 with red eyes and wings attack my little brother 604 00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,920 while we were hiking up Humphrey's Peak. 605 00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:33,360 I'm hungry. And I wanna be a part of something bigger. 606 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:41,760 Regardless... Three Rs? 607 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,600 Fuck. 608 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:51,399 We don't need any outside help. We need all the help we can get. 609 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,999 This thing is built different. And so am I. 610 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:55,799 We need guns. We've got Peacemaker. 611 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,879 Wynonna, you didn't see her. She hasn't seen ME! 612 00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:00,799 OK, enough! 613 00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,279 Nicole just lost my third favourite finger. 614 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:09,039 And with Jerbear gone, Mercedes dead, Nedley out of commission... 615 00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,680 Seems like you're running out of allies. 616 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,800 Fine. But... 617 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,520 I'm not babysitting Kid Cock-y. 618 00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:31,359 Welcome to the squad, - Agent Lafferty. - Happy to be here. 619 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,360 And this is just a try-out. 620 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:38,639 And this is the plan. 621 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:42,399 'I will case the Hanly Home for Wayward Girls for clues. 622 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,959 Nicole and Waverly will stay where they're safe - right here. 623 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,879 Hey! You need to research what we conjured up 624 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:52,239 and what this ring wraith wants, besides a lesbian's golden hoop. 625 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:55,359 Meanwhile, the boys will dig up the totally unnecessary stash 626 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,960 of old Black Badge weapons, just in case.' 627 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,639 I hid the munitions out here 628 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:04,799 after I liberated them from an old friend. 629 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,599 He too... was from Arizona. 630 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,039 One man's trash is another man's TNT. 631 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,599 The Ballad of Holliday's Gold. I'd watch that movie. 632 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,720 Alas, this is not a film. 633 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:24,279 Alright... M-240 Bravos, scaleable hand grenades. 634 00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:27,039 Ooh! Boy howdy. 635 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,720 Desert Eagle in onyx with a holographic sight. 636 00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,999 Not too shabby. Aw, better than that. 637 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,759 C'mon, Holliday. 638 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,200 When's the last time you proved your mettle, huh? 639 00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:51,199 Might be best to test the floor before the war, 640 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,599 as Wynonna would say. 641 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,920 That girl's always in your head. And my heart. 642 00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:03,359 Do you need to stretch first? Maybe a baby aspirin? 643 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:05,360 Well, you know what they say... 644 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:11,799 Age before beauty. As I have both, I... went first. 645 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,680 Oh. 646 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:18,719 Well, I looked her up. She's got a criminal record longer than a CVS receipt. 647 00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:22,600 She can hold her liquor, though not her temper. 648 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:29,560 You aim to put a spoke in my tyres so my shootin' ends up in a ditch. 649 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,639 I'm just trying to understand how that particular ancestor 650 00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:39,879 became the honourable Wyatt Earp's chosen heir. 651 00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:43,039 Honourable. 652 00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,039 When you are the last man standing, you get to write your own story 653 00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,280 in whatever fashion you desire. 654 00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,559 Including manifesting self-glory. 655 00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,840 And when it comes to true heroes, Wynonna is the most genuine I have ever known. 656 00:45:59,920 --> 00:46:02,199 And what does that make YOU? 657 00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:07,080 A lover. A father. A man out of time. 658 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,080 And apparently... the loser. 659 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,440 Fuck all the way off, Penny! 660 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,479 Oh, yeah, that's gonna show 'em. 661 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:06,159 And, uh, you owe me a quarter for the swear jar. 662 00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:07,519 They never stop! 663 00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:12,039 Look, Wynonna, you pulled some pretty stupid stuff out there. 664 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:15,559 I managed to get Officer Nedley's cruiser on top of the high school. 665 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:18,359 That's... 666 00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,719 ...fun and gifted. 667 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:25,079 It's debatable. It's your behaviour in here that's my job. 668 00:47:25,080 --> 00:47:28,600 That's my responsibility, so... here. 669 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:33,039 "Heel Thyself: Maybe It's You"? 670 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:38,159 There are worse things than toning it down to fit in. 671 00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,320 They call me Murderer. 672 00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:43,239 Aren't you? 673 00:47:43,240 --> 00:47:46,519 Look, you... You're picking all these fights that you can't win, 674 00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,719 you're one strike away from getting sent upstate. 675 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:50,839 But I don't know, maybe that's something that you want? 676 00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,719 Maybe you feel like you don't have a home that you could go back to? 677 00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:55,119 You don't know me. 678 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,959 I know that you should be concentrating on one thing - 679 00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,199 getting out of this crab bucket. 680 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:03,279 Hanly Group home, now with extra STDs. 681 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,559 No, it's an allegory. 682 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,919 When a crab tries to climb out of the bucket, 683 00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,439 the others pull it back down. 684 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:13,679 A place like this can feel like nobody is allowed to succeed, 685 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,599 but, Wynonna, you could. 686 00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:21,759 If you were just a little bit less, you could get a lot more. 687 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,999 Is that supposed to inspire me? 688 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,759 You're still working at the same group home you grew up in, 689 00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,480 lording your power over a tiny group of teen girls. 690 00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:33,199 No-one's more stuck here than you! 691 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,479 I'm just trying to help you 692 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,480 so that you can stop being selfish and you can help HER! 693 00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,720 Leave my sister out of this. 694 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,440 I would if I could. 695 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:23,840 "You were right. You can't save her." 696 00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:28,599 Doc, get back to the homestead now! We've been played! 697 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:37,359 Mexican hot cocoa with extra marshmallows and chilli powder. 698 00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:40,760 Shelf it, Haught. I know when I'm being managed. 699 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:45,119 Haught? Uh-oh. 700 00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:46,960 I could've helped. 701 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,640 We ARE helping, Earp. 702 00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:52,760 In the way that you do best. 703 00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:58,719 What if I'm itching to try something I'm not already the best at? 704 00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:01,880 Something that's... new? 705 00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:05,280 Another reno? Running for local office? 706 00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:10,199 Or the... "K" word? 707 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:11,880 Kite-surfing? 708 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,719 Oh... 709 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,399 Kids. 710 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:21,159 Look, Nicole... 711 00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:35,159 Is that her? Oh, hey, girl. Just thought I'd... 712 00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:37,519 ...pop by. 713 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,119 Demons can't cross the ammolite bedrock. 714 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:43,159 I mostly do what I want. We need to get our guns. 715 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:47,079 - We don't have time. - Time has not been kind to you, sweetie. 716 00:50:47,080 --> 00:50:49,759 You used to be so bright, so full of life. 717 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,239 Shut up. 718 00:50:51,240 --> 00:50:54,839 You know, we met once when you were just the kid sister to Wynonna. 719 00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:58,079 Talk about a glow-down. This is our land! 720 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:03,639 And you are stuck on it, day in and day out, reduced to somebody's wife. 721 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,559 You don't know shit, shit ticket. She's trying to get in your head. 722 00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,959 You've got a lot of darkness inside of you... for a B cup. 723 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:18,999 You've had power before. Do you want another taste? 724 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:21,799 'And in return you will help me.' 725 00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,599 Get the fuck out of here! 726 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:29,080 Not before I get what I came for! Hey, Waverly... 727 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,680 I'll trade you for it! 728 00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:38,599 'Bring it to me. You cannot defeat me!' 729 00:51:38,600 --> 00:51:40,519 'We can't defeat her. We must comply.' 730 00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,239 Come on, baby. I know you didn't just fucking say that. 731 00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:48,199 We cannot undo what's promised. We must all submit to our destinies. 732 00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:51,160 Woman, you've never submitted a day in your life! 733 00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:58,760 Well, let's give it a try. Oh, look at that! It worked! 734 00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:01,359 Whoa, ranger! OK... 735 00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:04,239 'The bracelet. The other bracelet.' 736 00:52:04,240 --> 00:52:06,679 I shall find what is cherished. 737 00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:09,080 You better be looking for a Xanax! 738 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,839 'Bring it to me.' 739 00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,119 She shall receive my mercy or we shall feel her wrath. 740 00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:23,999 You need to stop, or I'll stop YOU. 741 00:52:27,160 --> 00:52:32,999 Baby, if you love me, you will... ..stop me! 742 00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,639 Grace shall be delivered through fire if necessary. 743 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,959 'Good girl. I knew you were more.' 744 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:49,320 Fuck! 745 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:17,959 No mortal can cage me. 746 00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,039 We just rehinged that door! 747 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,439 The affairs of men are no longer my concern. 748 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,240 I agree with you there. You dare to defy me? 749 00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:31,399 It's called love, woman! That which is precious and personal. 750 00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,479 You made two of those bracelets. One for Wynonna and one for you. 751 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,039 'The precious second!'I shall give my mistress what she demands. 752 00:53:38,040 --> 00:53:40,679 'Give me the vow.' The other vow. 753 00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,679 Nicole! Do it! 754 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:48,039 - Aw! - OK. You wanna trade platitudes? Try this... 755 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,359 No! 756 00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:52,519 Live, laugh and lie the fuck down! 757 00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:59,239 Oops. Waverly! Wait! Are you OK? 758 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:02,639 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 759 00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,800 Did I hurt your finger? No. 760 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,239 I think Mina got what she came for. 761 00:54:10,240 --> 00:54:12,840 Baby, who's Mina? 762 00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,000 You! 763 00:54:28,720 --> 00:54:32,880 You haven't aged a day, Mina. Blood of a thousand virgins? 764 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,839 So sweet of you to remember me. 765 00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:40,119 20 years in Hell. People don't exactly send Christmas cards. 766 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:43,399 You went to Hell? How? 767 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,559 Another innocent victim of the Earp river of shit. 768 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,879 You stopped being innocent when you slaughtered my friend 769 00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:50,319 and hobbled my Nedley. 770 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:53,000 Mm. Well, I didn't have your email. 771 00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,920 What do you want? To make you suffer. 772 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:04,319 Did you hurt my sister? Oh, um, not as much as her wife did. 773 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:12,839 And it is not fire and brimstone down there, Wynonna. 774 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:17,199 It is cold and dark and mean! 775 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:22,519 Mean like the demons that I cut a deal with to come and fuck with you! 776 00:55:22,520 --> 00:55:26,199 You weren't even at the seance. 777 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:27,279 I was only 15! 778 00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:31,199 Oh, then, now. Young, old. 779 00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:35,239 This is what happens to everyone who cares about you, Wynonna. 780 00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:37,919 You never cared about me. 781 00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,039 They get torn to pieces. 782 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:43,639 And that is what the hounds of Hell are gonna do 783 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:47,279 to the three people that you care about the most... 784 00:55:47,280 --> 00:55:50,199 Waverly and Nicole... 785 00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,599 and... 786 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,599 Ohh! 787 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,279 Your daughter... 788 00:55:57,280 --> 00:55:59,719 ...is the heir apparent. 789 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:02,319 I'm barely her parent. 790 00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,319 Keep this... between you and me. 791 00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:08,080 Kill me. No. 792 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:13,999 I'm gonna torture you, just like you tortured me 793 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,079 and all the other demons that you sent to their doom! 794 00:56:17,080 --> 00:56:18,719 Please! Yes! 795 00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:22,319 Please realise that you are helpless 796 00:56:22,320 --> 00:56:26,479 to save anyone who has ever believed in you! 797 00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:31,199 When Alice is in the belly of my beasts... 798 00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,999 Well, Doc's not even gonna be able to look at you. 799 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,720 And all you're gonna do... 800 00:56:41,240 --> 00:56:43,720 ...is watch. 801 00:56:46,120 --> 00:56:48,519 See you in Hell, Wynonna. 802 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:55,399 Mina Starratt ran the Hanly Group Home for Girls. 803 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,279 She was an orphan. She was a resident there herself 804 00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:00,399 until she aged out at 18. 805 00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:05,279 Sounds like a real peach. I thought she was my friend, my only friend there. 806 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,279 Now I wonder if she was just trying to keep me small. 807 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,399 Yeah, well, good fucking luck. 808 00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,599 But Mina was human. Now she ain't. 809 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:15,840 She wasn't at the seance. She wasn't even the target. 810 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,799 Sometimes the devil claims its own. 811 00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:25,719 Whatever Mina used to be, she's the thing trying to hurt us NOW. 812 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:29,199 She said she was in literal Hell. 813 00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,639 And has the power to summon its hounds? 814 00:57:31,640 --> 00:57:34,399 The Urcon, or bone gnawers. 815 00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:36,479 Yeah, they're more than just a cute nickname. 816 00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:38,479 How hard is it to murk the Urc? 817 00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:40,559 According to French texts, 818 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,479 they're rabid, unstoppable beasts, 819 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:47,279 only able to cross the veil to Earth one day a year. 820 00:57:47,280 --> 00:57:48,800 February's Hunger Moon. 821 00:57:50,040 --> 00:57:52,279 I do hate a dark hawk morning. 822 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:55,759 If given a piece of their target, say, a personal artefact, 823 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,839 like a ring or a friendship bracelet, or - 824 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:01,839 A lock of a child's hair. 825 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:05,479 ...the Urcon will front a rabid attack. 826 00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,840 An attack that won't stop until... 827 00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:14,399 Ils n'arreteront jamais de chasser. They will never stop hunting. 828 00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:19,479 Ne renonceront jamais a l'appel des odeurs. Never give up the scent. 829 00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:23,959 Jusqu'a ce qu'ils se regalent de la chair de leur proie. 830 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,840 Until they feast on the flesh of their mark. 831 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:31,399 But you guys have fought things like this before. 832 00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:33,519 No, not like this. 833 00:58:33,520 --> 00:58:38,639 OK, well, this is a chance for our team to impress the top brass. 834 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,839 I'm starting to wonder if you got more brass up top than brains. 835 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:44,879 No, he's part right. 836 00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,519 All we've gotta do is hold off the monster mutts long enough 837 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:50,999 for the Earp heir to take out their master. 838 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,239 I don't think Peacemaker's gonna work, 839 00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:57,599 for the same reason that Mina was able to cross the fenceline. 840 00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,640 Why not? 841 00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:05,119 Cos I made her. 842 00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:28,319 We haven't had the chance to talk, 843 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:30,479 you know, really talk, 844 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:33,079 since Tombstone. 845 00:59:33,080 --> 00:59:34,999 Alright, well, what'd you got? 846 00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:37,239 Pep talk about your favourite madam's merkin? 847 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,519 Lesson about the time Wyatt took on 20 groundhogs at once? 848 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,200 I'll take it. 849 00:59:44,920 --> 00:59:48,200 I cannot remember the last time I seen you look so scared. 850 00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:54,480 I've grown too straight and too wise for tall tales. 851 00:59:58,760 --> 01:00:01,600 Mina's had 20 years to plan the perfect revenge. 852 01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:07,119 I know first-hand what sitting in the dark 853 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,760 with nothing but thoughts of retribution can manifest, 854 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:16,400 what a ghastly fuel vengeance can be. 855 01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:22,040 But it is nothing compared to what love can do. 856 01:00:23,760 --> 01:00:25,480 She's only five. 857 01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:30,040 She never asked to be born an Earp. 858 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:38,239 Neither did you, and YOU turned out alright. 859 01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:41,319 Took a while to get there. 860 01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:44,999 Whereas if I leave now, I can be in Montana by noon. 861 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,039 No. 862 01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,000 We make our stand here, at the source, or not at all. 863 01:00:51,440 --> 01:00:54,959 Besides, I've asked you to run long enough. 864 01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,480 Alluring as you are... 865 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,480 ...I ain't never done a single thing that I did not wanna do. 866 01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:13,240 I should have done what I wanted. 867 01:01:14,560 --> 01:01:17,160 I wanted to bring Alice home. 868 01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,720 Our real home. 869 01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,720 Here, with... us. 870 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:33,359 There's a little spot... up on the ridge, 871 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,520 overlooking the barn. 872 01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:38,879 When a Chinook blows in, so do the clouds, 873 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:40,760 right at your feet. 874 01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,920 We could build a little house. 875 01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:48,440 We could put up a swing set. 876 01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,319 Would that be enough for Doc Holliday? 877 01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:57,640 Doc Holliday died a long time ago. 878 01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:04,640 But I think that Alice's father... could not want for a thing more. 879 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,760 A pretty place to lay his head. 880 01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:13,560 Long as his lady was by his side. 881 01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:29,919 I have to make one more goodbye. And I have to save who I can. 882 01:02:29,920 --> 01:02:32,119 We ride at dawn. I shall be there. 883 01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,280 Well, dawn-ish. 884 01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:37,159 At least you got a backup loom. 885 01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:41,519 Dark possessed me through the backup loom through the backup kiln. 886 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:44,999 Rage goo was squirting out of your eyeballs. 887 01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:47,760 That's gotta sting. Every time. 888 01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,959 Any chance you can craft us a way out of this? 889 01:02:53,640 --> 01:02:55,319 Gather up the Black Badge gak. 890 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:58,319 Maybe we can use it to battle Mina and the Hell Hounds. 891 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,960 Great band name, by the way. 892 01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:06,760 The Coober Pedy opal? - I think it's a fake. - Oh. 893 01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:12,279 Oh! Elchur-Minifical Box of Containment? 894 01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,679 Uh. Not sure that it can contain a rabid case of damned Dalmatians, 895 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,639 but I'll throw it on the pile. 896 01:03:18,640 --> 01:03:20,560 Oh, Waves. 897 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:24,840 Your custom crocheted cheerleading cos-play! 898 01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:29,919 I'm sorry, baby. I know how hard you worked on this. 899 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,239 Don't be sorry. I'd still be stomping through the Kootenay range, 900 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,999 black-eyed and causing rockslides. 901 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,680 You saved me. 902 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:42,839 I held you back. Thank God for that. 903 01:03:42,840 --> 01:03:44,360 No, I... 904 01:03:45,600 --> 01:03:48,279 I've been... 905 01:03:48,280 --> 01:03:49,959 holding you back. 906 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:51,200 Hey. 907 01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:53,999 I love our life. 908 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,920 Yeah, but you're still an Earp. 909 01:03:58,280 --> 01:03:59,800 Earps need adventure. 910 01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:04,640 Jeremy thinks Black Badge is compromised. 911 01:04:06,080 --> 01:04:08,600 And he needs people he can trust. 912 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:13,560 He's currently stationed in Egypt. 913 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,680 Hey, we are golden. 914 01:04:23,400 --> 01:04:26,360 We could marriage long distance for a little while. 915 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:28,440 Really? 916 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:32,000 A very little while. 917 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,920 I wish I could be the one to show you the world. 918 01:04:42,200 --> 01:04:44,639 Tonight, 919 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,840 there's no place I'd rather be... 920 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,720 ...than at home... 921 01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:53,959 ...with my wife. 922 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:59,320 ♪ Something in our nature is looking for a way to survive 923 01:05:01,640 --> 01:05:06,880 ♪ Maybe it's a habit Maybe it's a good way to hide 924 01:05:08,480 --> 01:05:10,640 ♪ I listen for a heartbeat 925 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,200 ♪ I listen for a love line 926 01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:19,280 ♪ Can you hear my heart speak? 927 01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:23,640 ♪ This is how we bring it back to life 928 01:05:24,560 --> 01:05:26,880 ♪ I listen for a heartbeat 929 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:31,480 ♪ I need to apologise 930 01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:35,480 ♪ Get so caught up in the concrete 931 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:40,120 ♪ I forgot to look you in the eyes... ♪ 932 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,199 Thanks again for your help. 933 01:05:45,200 --> 01:05:47,479 That's what we do. We're Black Badge. 934 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:49,479 I'm more of a black hat. 935 01:05:49,480 --> 01:05:52,160 Well, sometimes I do this. 936 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:57,799 Is this cos I beat you at shooting? 937 01:05:57,800 --> 01:06:00,599 That was just a game, son. 938 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:03,320 So what, another test? Hazing the new guy? 939 01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:07,079 Chief Chetri sent me! 940 01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:10,599 But Jeremy has not met you. Or your ambition. 941 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:14,119 You know, I've seen what you crave, Agent Lafferty. 942 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:18,280 It is glory at any cost, and that makes you hell-for-leather. 943 01:06:19,640 --> 01:06:21,800 Don't do this, old man. 944 01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,320 Goodbye, kid. 945 01:06:34,360 --> 01:06:36,480 You're a hypocrite, Holliday. 946 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:58,880 Hey, Daddy. Willa. 947 01:07:01,080 --> 01:07:02,960 I should have been here more. 948 01:07:05,680 --> 01:07:08,880 Here lie two other Earp heirs. 949 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,680 Two people I loved enormously. 950 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,200 I had to kill them myself. 951 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:24,079 My whole life has been a boatload of... 952 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:26,919 of mistakes and missteps, 953 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:29,039 and it sucks, 954 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:30,320 and I'm tired. 955 01:07:32,280 --> 01:07:34,520 Least they get to rest. 956 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:38,679 Yeah, well, you've had more than your share. 957 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:41,600 Anyone else would have blown their brains out years ago. 958 01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,920 Points for me, I guess. 959 01:07:49,040 --> 01:07:52,960 Well, you've had to do whatever it takes to live with it. 960 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,679 Except admit the truth. 961 01:07:55,680 --> 01:07:58,759 Which is? That you like it. 962 01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:01,479 The hunting. The killing. 963 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:03,559 The choosing. 964 01:08:03,560 --> 01:08:07,479 After a lifetime of being powerless and on the defensive, 965 01:08:07,480 --> 01:08:09,160 you love being special. 966 01:08:12,520 --> 01:08:13,919 What gives YOU the right to judge me? 967 01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,679 Oh, get real! These two sucked. 968 01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,519 Your sister was a manipulative sociopath, 969 01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:20,559 your father was an abusive drunk. 970 01:08:20,560 --> 01:08:22,719 Jesus, don't sugarcoat it. 971 01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:25,320 Your father, my boss. 972 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:31,440 Best fisherman I ever met. 973 01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:33,879 Well, I guess that makes it OK. 974 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:36,599 Here's the thing your asshole father taught me about winning. 975 01:08:36,600 --> 01:08:40,919 History doesn't remember who played fair or who cheated. 976 01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:45,079 Or who had the right gear or whether you sabotaged your competitors' lines. 977 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:48,040 History only remembers who won. 978 01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:54,679 You know, I don't know if I CAN win. She's a monster. 979 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:57,319 And you're not just an Earp heir. 980 01:08:57,320 --> 01:09:01,880 You're your father's daughter, and he was one mean son of a bitch. 981 01:09:08,640 --> 01:09:12,240 You know, sometimes it's just about going where the fish are. 982 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:23,359 'Hey, what's up?' 983 01:09:23,360 --> 01:09:26,679 Haught, get off my sister and get on Mapquest. 984 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,479 You're designating the field of play. 985 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:30,919 We're going to them. 986 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,399 You're cutting it awfully close. 987 01:09:33,400 --> 01:09:36,000 He'll be here. 988 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,079 Are we good? 989 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:41,079 She's my sister and an Earp. 990 01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:43,719 But for Mina to send the hounds after you... Is super flattering. 991 01:09:43,720 --> 01:09:46,919 I mean, I knew you were obsessed with me, but... come on! 992 01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:50,039 I don't have a lot of people in my life willing to tell me when I'm being a jackass. 993 01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:53,480 Yeah, well, they're called friends, jackass. 994 01:09:57,320 --> 01:10:00,239 This town's lucky to have you. 995 01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:02,519 And Waverly is lucky to have you. 996 01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:03,560 And... 997 01:10:06,480 --> 01:10:09,519 I'm going to get you your wedding ring back. 998 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:13,279 Yeah. Hey. Hallmark moments. 999 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:16,240 You're messin' with my blood lust. 1000 01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:28,239 Did I miss the hoedown? Oh, that hoe's going down. 1001 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,559 It's not a party till you get here. 1002 01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:33,639 Agent Lafferty? Too personal. 1003 01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:35,919 I just felt like we should keep it all in the family. 1004 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:37,999 You sure you wanna draw them to us here? 1005 01:10:38,000 --> 01:10:40,719 What's our strategic advantage? Call it, Sheriff. 1006 01:10:40,720 --> 01:10:43,919 Isolated locale. No civilians. 1007 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:46,399 We've got multiple vantage points and the high ground. 1008 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:50,159 Limited coverage for them means maximum visibility for us. 1009 01:10:50,160 --> 01:10:51,999 We'll see the Hell Hounds coming for miles. 1010 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:55,679 And they will come. I want you two up top, out of reach. 1011 01:10:55,680 --> 01:10:57,999 You're what they're targeting. We'll keep it kinetic. 1012 01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:02,119 Doc, you and I will work the bottom. That's my speciality. 1013 01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,720 Way to keep it pervy to the end. 1014 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:12,479 Do you feel that? The Hell Hounds. 1015 01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:15,119 Oh, crap. 1016 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,800 I thought you quit? I'll quit tomorrow. 1017 01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:39,839 There's so many. 1018 01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:45,759 Oh, God. These things are ugly! 1019 01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:04,880 They won't stay dead. They will when I get Mina. 1020 01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:18,599 Where is Mina? Well, she's gotta be close by. 1021 01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,399 Well, let's throw her a bone. 1022 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,720 Whew! What a view! 1023 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:27,079 All this space! 1024 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:29,479 Maybe we should blow the craft room out into a super spa. 1025 01:12:29,480 --> 01:12:31,159 Ooh! Hers and hers sinks. Maybe a sauna. 1026 01:12:31,160 --> 01:12:32,839 Clawfoot tub. 1027 01:12:32,840 --> 01:12:35,160 You know I love a soak. 1028 01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:51,159 These dogs need obedience school. 1029 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:55,000 Yeah. Where I should be the headmaster. Know why? 1030 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:59,520 I have an inkling. 1031 01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:23,559 Doc! - Fuck! - Piece of... 1032 01:13:29,640 --> 01:13:32,639 Doc! Doc! 1033 01:13:36,800 --> 01:13:38,800 I thought I'd lost you! 1034 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:41,400 Not today. 1035 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:46,520 I believe we are pooched. 1036 01:13:50,480 --> 01:13:52,120 Nedley. 1037 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:57,440 Who takes the dogs out? Who, who, who, who? 1038 01:13:58,880 --> 01:14:00,479 Attaboy, Randy. 1039 01:14:00,480 --> 01:14:04,520 Doc. Stay with him. I'm gonna end this. 1040 01:14:11,200 --> 01:14:14,839 Mina! Where the fuck are you? 1041 01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:30,039 She's not coming here. 1042 01:14:30,040 --> 01:14:32,240 I need to go where the fish are. 1043 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:39,439 Babe, can you hold them off long enough so I can get to Wynonna? 1044 01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:41,880 What is she doing? Something stupid. 1045 01:14:44,040 --> 01:14:46,000 It's about time. 1046 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:52,240 Urrgh! You mongrels! 1047 01:14:55,080 --> 01:14:56,680 Yee-haw! 1048 01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:02,279 Stop the car! 1049 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:06,199 Hey, you should know. I just took out Satan's labradoodles 1050 01:15:06,200 --> 01:15:08,479 and didn't even flinch. 1051 01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:10,200 Just drive, you ol' coot! 1052 01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:27,280 You're supposed to stay high. 1053 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:29,960 What you doing, Earp? 1054 01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:33,439 The last thing Mina told me was that she'd see me in Hell. 1055 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:36,279 So... 1056 01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:38,079 This is the part where you tell me I'm crazy. 1057 01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:41,239 Hey. We're desperate for crazy. 1058 01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:43,519 Maybe the craziest. 1059 01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:47,680 Fentanyl's most deadly when it's pure. On its own. 1060 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,360 I hate this so bad. 1061 01:15:52,520 --> 01:15:55,799 Well, it takes bad to end worse. I don't want you to end. 1062 01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:58,479 We don't want us to lose. 1063 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,560 I'm ready, Nicole... One last time. 1064 01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:14,360 Don't tell Waverly. She won't understand. 1065 01:16:39,640 --> 01:16:42,359 This is usually my favourite part. 1066 01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:44,560 The wet entry. 1067 01:16:51,160 --> 01:16:53,399 I do reckon I know that gun. 1068 01:16:53,400 --> 01:16:54,919 Are you sure you're OK? 1069 01:16:56,720 --> 01:16:58,959 Nobody looking for an Earp will ever find her. 1070 01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:00,439 This is your home. 1071 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:02,759 'You're all under arrest for trespassing.' 1072 01:17:02,760 --> 01:17:04,119 They say this is your third strike. 1073 01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,399 They're taking you to an adult correctional facility. 1074 01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:09,639 - I'm sorry, kid. - It's not that. My bracelet, Waverly's bracelet. 1075 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:11,839 It's the last piece of my family that I have. 1076 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:13,239 It snapped off in the barn. 1077 01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:17,079 Well, you're not allowed to have personal effects in jail, kid. 1078 01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:19,679 Sorry. It was you! 1079 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:22,159 YOU called the cops on me! I had to! I had no choice. 1080 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:26,599 You were the one that ran off. I'm the one who escaped! 1081 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:29,559 You don't wish I was less. You just wish you were more. 1082 01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,720 Let's go. 1083 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:04,759 Gotcha, Earp. 1084 01:18:14,480 --> 01:18:16,479 Ne renonceront jamais a l'appel des odeurs. 1085 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:19,599 Jusqu'a ce qu'ils se regalent de la chair de leur proie. 1086 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:22,199 Ils n'arreteront jamais. Ne renonceront - 1087 01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:24,839 Hey, Studio Bitchywhore. 1088 01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:27,319 What the hell are you doing here? I'm doin' Hell. 1089 01:18:27,320 --> 01:18:30,839 Uh-huh. I was a prisoner down here for 20 years! 1090 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:34,479 And finally privy to the power you always craved. 1091 01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:36,920 Even if it is dark as... 1092 01:18:38,080 --> 01:18:39,359 ...Hell. 1093 01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:43,119 Fuck you. That's your tell, Mina. You got out. 1094 01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:44,799 You could've gone anywhere, 1095 01:18:44,800 --> 01:18:47,759 but you skittered back into your prison, willingly. 1096 01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:51,799 You absolute fucking gash. 1097 01:18:51,800 --> 01:18:54,399 You had me at Hell-oh. 1098 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,199 You deserve to be here, not me, - you cunt! - Maybe. 1099 01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:04,239 But no matter how long I sit here, I'll never cut a deal with demons. 1100 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:10,559 Peacemaker won't stop me. It will for a minute. 1101 01:19:10,560 --> 01:19:12,079 Lot of minutes in eternity. 1102 01:19:13,960 --> 01:19:18,680 You think your dogs won't stop coming? I'll never stop coming. 1103 01:19:20,560 --> 01:19:22,919 This is insane! 1104 01:19:22,920 --> 01:19:24,799 You can't win! 1105 01:19:24,800 --> 01:19:27,879 No. But I can keep making you lose. 1106 01:19:29,840 --> 01:19:32,039 Alright! Enough! 1107 01:19:32,040 --> 01:19:36,279 I know curses. And now I'm yours. 1108 01:19:36,280 --> 01:19:38,679 You came for my family. Now you will never make... 1109 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:40,639 ...your... 1110 01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:42,640 ...peace. 1111 01:19:56,800 --> 01:20:00,120 I'm faster. I'm stronger. 1112 01:20:00,960 --> 01:20:03,479 I'm meaner. 1113 01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:07,639 Is that... The Elchur-Magnifico Box of Containment. 1114 01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:13,999 You tricked me! The best man I know taught me, 1115 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:16,919 when you bluff, you gotta go all in. 1116 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:20,999 I'll trade you that jail cell for the thing that makes you the heir, 1117 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,999 the only thing that's ever made you anything. 1118 01:20:24,000 --> 01:20:25,879 That was before. 1119 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:28,839 And then my people showed up... 1120 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:31,079 and made me everything. 1121 01:20:33,920 --> 01:20:37,759 What... Sorry, girl. We had a time. 1122 01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:40,840 Hey, Mina? Enjoy your crab bucket. 1123 01:20:44,440 --> 01:20:45,680 No! 1124 01:20:53,760 --> 01:20:56,919 Wynonna did it. She got the big dog. 1125 01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:59,120 I'm gonna go double-check for strays. 1126 01:21:01,240 --> 01:21:03,359 Where is Wynonna? 1127 01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,999 I promised not to tell. 1128 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:17,240 All the demons I've ever killed are coming for me. 1129 01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:23,559 Just have fun out there, Earp. 1130 01:21:26,880 --> 01:21:30,119 But Alice, she'll be OK. 1131 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:31,279 They'll be OK. 1132 01:21:31,280 --> 01:21:35,080 We know you're... 1133 01:21:39,880 --> 01:21:42,039 Wynonna! 1134 01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:45,160 Wynonna! 1135 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:04,920 Hey. 1136 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:09,159 Waverly Earp. 1137 01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:10,920 And her narc. 1138 01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:14,320 What, like you got a monopoly on breakin' the rules? 1139 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:18,200 Thanks for going in my hole. Any time. 1140 01:22:19,320 --> 01:22:22,000 Uh, not any time, but... 1141 01:22:25,280 --> 01:22:27,680 Where's Peacemaker? 1142 01:22:30,120 --> 01:22:32,360 Where she can do the most good. 1143 01:22:33,880 --> 01:22:34,880 My angel. 1144 01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:37,319 "Fucking Waverly" is fine. 1145 01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:42,240 Well, it sounds more than fine. It sounds delightful. 1146 01:22:45,960 --> 01:22:47,840 This wasn't on the chore wheel. 1147 01:22:52,000 --> 01:22:53,439 Agent Lafferty? 1148 01:22:53,440 --> 01:22:55,119 When'd you get here? 1149 01:22:55,120 --> 01:22:57,199 Clearly just in time. 1150 01:22:57,200 --> 01:23:00,359 What the fuck, Rookie Blue? Give me the box. 1151 01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:03,639 Do not give it to him. No shit. 1152 01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:06,159 Alright. 1153 01:23:06,160 --> 01:23:09,839 - Nedley! - Son of a... Next one's a little higher. 1154 01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:12,719 So you're a Black Badge, but you'd commit treason? Murder? 1155 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:15,199 I'm never getting promoted at Black Badge. 1156 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:19,319 I failed the psych evaluation... too many times. 1157 01:23:19,320 --> 01:23:21,119 I wonder why. 1158 01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:24,199 I got a better offer. 1159 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:26,839 There's lots of, uh, organisations 1160 01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:29,239 that'll pay top dollar for a genuine demon 1161 01:23:29,240 --> 01:23:32,599 and the ultimate demon-killing gun. 1162 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:33,680 Come on. 1163 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:38,359 Lafferty, whatever your real name is, 1164 01:23:38,360 --> 01:23:41,159 I'm begging you, please. Listen to me. 1165 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:43,839 You can't take this box out of the Ghost River Triangle. 1166 01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:45,799 Mina can never be let out of this thing. 1167 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:48,239 My daughter's life depends on this. 1168 01:23:48,240 --> 01:23:51,200 OK. 1169 01:24:01,400 --> 01:24:03,079 I've disabled your cars. 1170 01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:05,240 You can't follow me. You can't stop me. 1171 01:24:06,320 --> 01:24:10,079 But I'm gonna let you live. 1172 01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:12,280 I'm hell for leather like that. 1173 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,319 Somebody will stop this. 1174 01:24:15,320 --> 01:24:17,879 No! 1175 01:24:17,880 --> 01:24:19,240 Not you. 1176 01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:36,120 Thank God. A sorrel. 1177 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:21,440 No fucking way! 1178 01:25:22,760 --> 01:25:26,919 I admit, I forgot about you. 1179 01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:29,839 You're a terrible liar. Had YOU fooled. 1180 01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:31,959 Not for a minute. 1181 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:35,399 Go home, Holliday. To your woman. 1182 01:25:35,400 --> 01:25:40,479 I cannot and I will not let you leave with that box. 1183 01:25:40,480 --> 01:25:43,999 You're too old to stop me. I'm too old not to. 1184 01:25:44,000 --> 01:25:49,759 Once upon a time you may have been the fastest gunslinger in the West. 1185 01:25:49,760 --> 01:25:53,279 But that was long ago, with ancient pistols. 1186 01:25:55,680 --> 01:25:59,599 OK. You can't take us all out. 1187 01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:01,800 I know who I'm taking out first. 1188 01:26:07,320 --> 01:26:10,839 Remember. You wanted this. 1189 01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:29,360 Nobody wants this. I should know. 1190 01:26:30,040 --> 01:26:32,639 I fought it for 172 years. 1191 01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:35,199 Come on. 1192 01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:39,520 It's Doc! Go! Help him! 1193 01:27:08,360 --> 01:27:11,080 Doc! Doc! 1194 01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:14,680 Doc! 1195 01:27:20,840 --> 01:27:22,520 Did you get 'em all? Please... 1196 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:25,920 Do you know who I am? 1197 01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:37,000 You're my person. 1198 01:27:41,240 --> 01:27:43,319 Keep it. 1199 01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:46,240 There's no-one on Earth who will do more to keep it safe. 1200 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:48,999 And our Alice... 1201 01:27:50,720 --> 01:27:52,000 Tell her... 1202 01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:56,679 ...all the good stuff. 1203 01:27:56,680 --> 01:28:02,079 Doc. You're gonna be OK. 1204 01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:05,440 I have been. Many times. 1205 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:09,600 More than my share. 1206 01:28:16,840 --> 01:28:20,639 Doc, we can fix this. 1207 01:28:20,640 --> 01:28:23,279 You know, you really are awful at bluffing. 1208 01:28:27,480 --> 01:28:29,720 But you're pretty good at the rest of it. 1209 01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:34,159 All of it, really. 1210 01:28:34,160 --> 01:28:36,759 Please let me save you, Doc. 1211 01:28:36,760 --> 01:28:43,160 Oh, my darlin'. You did. 1212 01:28:44,440 --> 01:28:46,840 Doc... 1213 01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:52,320 Wynonna Earp. 1214 01:29:22,640 --> 01:29:24,359 The box, 1215 01:29:24,360 --> 01:29:27,159 Mina... 1216 01:29:27,160 --> 01:29:28,999 and Peacemaker. 1217 01:29:29,000 --> 01:29:30,480 It's down there too. 1218 01:29:33,680 --> 01:29:37,040 I meant it when I said he'd protect it forever. 1219 01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:41,680 And I'm gonna stay and protect him. 1220 01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:48,799 Thanks again for flying in, Jeremy. 1221 01:29:48,800 --> 01:29:51,399 Are you kidding? 1222 01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:52,960 I would have come by canoe. 1223 01:29:55,800 --> 01:30:00,840 It was a damn good funeral, for his, uh, second funeral. 1224 01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,799 You're welcome to stay in Purgatory, at the homestead, 1225 01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,319 as long as you like. 1226 01:30:07,320 --> 01:30:12,959 Thank you, but I don't think my back can take another night in the craft room. 1227 01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:15,200 And my liver definitely can't take more Earpin'. 1228 01:30:21,920 --> 01:30:23,879 I get it. 1229 01:30:23,880 --> 01:30:26,999 You've got some work to do. 1230 01:30:27,000 --> 01:30:28,760 Like finding a way to fix this. 1231 01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:33,319 Yeah. Yeah, Black Badge has a lot of unconventional resources 1232 01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:35,439 at our disposal... 1233 01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:37,559 I'll try, Wynonna. 1234 01:30:37,560 --> 01:30:40,559 You'll do better than that. 1235 01:30:40,560 --> 01:30:42,479 I promise. 1236 01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:46,319 It'll help that I hired the most ingenious researcher I've ever met. 1237 01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:51,959 Do send photos of Abu Simbel. Don't open any cursed tombs. 1238 01:30:51,960 --> 01:30:54,840 I'm not allowed to enjoy my weekends? 1239 01:30:56,280 --> 01:30:58,639 Oh! Try the fatta, but maybe not the street meat. 1240 01:30:58,640 --> 01:31:00,719 I'm still gonna be vegan in Egypt. 1241 01:31:00,720 --> 01:31:04,479 No pyramid schemes. Very funny. 1242 01:31:04,480 --> 01:31:06,440 And so lovely. 1243 01:31:07,360 --> 01:31:09,400 I'm proud of you. 1244 01:31:10,560 --> 01:31:13,119 Whoo... 1245 01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:16,759 Jeremy says the agency is rife with corruption. 1246 01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:19,239 We need to find out who Lafferty was working for. 1247 01:31:19,240 --> 01:31:20,519 You will. 1248 01:31:20,520 --> 01:31:26,319 Because you are Waverly Goddamn Head Cheerleader 1249 01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:29,880 Tentacle-Resistant... Earp. 1250 01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:33,960 Don't forget Nicole Haught's wife. 1251 01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:38,279 OK. My turn. 1252 01:31:38,280 --> 01:31:41,359 Don't be too hard on her. But don't be too soft. 1253 01:31:41,360 --> 01:31:43,400 I'm gonna whip her into shape. 1254 01:31:46,320 --> 01:31:50,159 I'll be home for Easter. I know. 1255 01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:52,959 ♪ I'm ready now 1256 01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:55,999 ♪ Stand my ground 1257 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:58,760 ♪ There's a fighter coming out 1258 01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:02,840 ♪ And I won't back down... 1259 01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:06,119 Hey, let me help you. 1260 01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:08,559 Whoa, geez, Waves, how many bras did you pack? 1261 01:32:08,560 --> 01:32:12,199 Hey, that's sexist... Over 20. 1262 01:32:12,200 --> 01:32:14,719 Finally learning from my mistakes. 1263 01:32:14,720 --> 01:32:16,639 Bye, you. 1264 01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:20,240 Actually feels like I'm finally embracing my inner Wynonna. 1265 01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:25,359 Here's to the adventure. You've earned it. 1266 01:32:25,360 --> 01:32:29,600 As long as you've got your passport, Agent Earp. 1267 01:32:30,640 --> 01:32:33,560 I have a passport! Amazing. 1268 01:32:35,640 --> 01:32:38,679 Thanks for staying. Yeah, I want to. 1269 01:32:43,840 --> 01:32:46,359 ♪ I'm ready now 1270 01:32:46,360 --> 01:32:49,319 ♪ Stand my ground 1271 01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:51,839 ♪ No more hiding who I am 1272 01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:54,840 ♪ I'm not running again 1273 01:32:56,360 --> 01:32:58,760 ♪ I won't back down 1274 01:32:59,040 --> 01:33:02,600 ♪ I won't back down 1275 01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:09,719 ♪ Ooh ooh ooh 1276 01:33:09,720 --> 01:33:11,920 ♪ Ooh ooh, ooh ooh 1277 01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:15,120 ♪ Ooh ooh, ooh ooh ♪ 1278 01:33:17,080 --> 01:33:20,439 Does anybody have a rake? I got one hell of an itch. 1279 01:33:20,440 --> 01:33:23,319 Boo-hoo. We get it. You love casts. 1280 01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:27,599 You gonna let her talk like that? Hey, we're gonna get her trained in citizen relations. 1281 01:33:27,600 --> 01:33:29,639 A book. After we deputise her. 1282 01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:33,799 I can't believe I'm a cop. Are we sure I left Hell? 1283 01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:36,599 It gets worse. I hear your boss is a real hardass. 1284 01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:39,479 Hey, don't make me tear down that fishing hut. 1285 01:33:42,800 --> 01:33:45,999 Fishing's over for the year. 1286 01:33:46,000 --> 01:33:47,719 But hunting season's about to begin. 1287 01:33:47,720 --> 01:33:50,599 You guys still haven't found that sexy werewolf, huh? 1288 01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:53,399 Well, we don't know how sexy it is. 1289 01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:55,239 Nicole, come on. 1290 01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:58,640 And it's Sheriff Haught. 1291 01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:06,079 I'm Deputy Earp, 1292 01:34:06,080 --> 01:34:09,040 reporting for duty. 1293 01:34:09,720 --> 01:34:12,079 You said "duty". Keep it professional, Sheriff. 1294 01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:14,360 We're on the clock. 1295 01:34:16,080 --> 01:34:18,479 It's war on top buttons? 1296 01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,080 Let's get to work. 1297 01:35:19,440 --> 01:35:22,360 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky